My most famous post-Smoke coming from your vagina

Well, hello everyone.......my most famous post was called, "My vagina is on Fire".  And for years it has bothered me , the keywords that are used to find my blog: so here they are in no particular order:

Smoke coming out of my vagina
Smoke coming from my vagina
Why is my vagina on fire
"smoke" coming from my vagina

and thankfully some normal keywords:

broke elbow
dilaudid

Let me tell you, first hand...any smoke coming from the vagina is NOT normal and you should contact your Dr. not a Nurse, or better yet the Fire Department!!

Second a broken elbow, should always require Dilaudid-that is normal