Now, as many of you know, my daughter has been labeled as, "somewhere on the autism spectrum," I'd like to shoot that person too, because where exactly on the spectrum she is, I'd like to freaking know!!!!....
My daughter takes things too literally...but enough about that, onto the funny crap--- my dad told her once.
Many years ago, my Dad unfortunately had a toe amputated, about the 3rd one in, don't ask why because I have know idea, I'm getting old and in all honestly it really doesn't matter...
But anywho, we went to the hospital to visit him, And in complete utter seriousness, he looked at her dead in the eyes, not even cracking a smile and told her the "Tooth Fairy did!"

Now tonight she is asleep with 2 pairs of socks on, thick winter boots, scared out of his mind, worrying that if her tooth does fall out or not--- The Tooth Fairy is coming for her toes instead
It is days like this I miss him dearly.......
I miss you Dad.......