So, occasionally The Other Half needs to ride with EMS/Fire Rescue, as part of his job. They received a call very early in the am about some man bleeding.
Being we live in a Big Screwed Up City--it could be anything from a paper cut to a gun shot wound.
So, he and his partner showed up in the Rig. They found a 30 something year old man sitting on the curb with blood soaked clothing and a towel wrapped over his arm.
The man was very hesitant to remove it, but after some talking too, the man removed the towel so The Other Half and his partner could take a look.
The man was missing one of his fingers, when asked what had happened to it, the man replied, "when I woke up this morning it was gone!"