The patient from hell

I've been a nurse of 17 plus years now. And this past week I had the pleasure of taking care the the most Annoying patient EVER since I graduated nursing school. The says a WHOLE lot!

Thank you for making this past week a living hell for me and now to your new newborn too.

Good luck on not making your child dislike you as much as I do.

Very Best,

ME

Texting

Please do not text and drive or text and Ice Skate, geez!

Thank You

PSO

Sunday Stealing

Hold on...It's a Long One.............................

Do you get regular

massages?

All the time, my second oldest is the perfect weight and foot size to walk on my back and when I really have crappy day or night at work, I call her school and tell them there is some sort of emergency at home and I need to pick her u

p---forget the other two, they are either to heavy or light-they can just come home on the bus!

Do you have an answering machine?

Yeah, my husband his crazy! I'll never get it- thanks for calling:)

What cuss word do you use the most?

The f-bomb comes out occasionally

Are you underweight or overweight?

I'm perfect.

Can you see your veins?

Sure I'm a nurse for goodness sakes.

Favorite…

Soap?

Dove

Fruit?

Strawberries

Kind of red meat?

Steak

Fish?

Tuna from a can

Candy bar?

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Have You Ever…

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips?

Who hasn't

Eaten lobster?

Don't eat ANY seafood, except tuna from a can

Climbed a mountain?

Sure I climb over mountains of laundry all the time.

Been skydiving?

No freaking way

Been water skiing?

Yes

Do You…

Wish you could change something about your life?

Yes

Like your nose?

Yes

Like salt and vinegar chips?

Yes

Eat salsa?

Yes

Own a boat?

No

What Is…

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?

Where to start....okay, how about the morons that use the 911/411 system-- like calling for an ambulance for a ride to the hospital for the pimple on their ass, when they have 10 friends following behind the ambulance in THEIR car. Now the poor guy having a heart attack- which by the way is a REAL emergency can wait at home for a few more minutes because all the ambulance in the city are tied up.

Your most macho trait?

None

The longest relationship you’ve ever had?

The one I'm in now

Your most embarrassing thoughts?

I better not answer this one

Your most shameful moment?

Like I would tell anyone.

This/That…

Bath/Shower?

Shower

Markers/Crayons?

Crayons

Pens/Pencils?
Pens

Jelly/Cream Cheese?

Cream Cheese

Bagel/Toast?

Whatever you are making

Finish…

My greatest weakness is…

My children

I wish I was…
Rich

Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…

Steal the money from a bank or atm machine, kill someone for money

The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…

An ant

Firsts…

Credit card you had?

Visa

Loan you got was for?

A car

Paycheck was for how much?

Can't remeber but it wasn't for enough money, hence the loan

Time you had stitches?
Are you kidding me I had stitches and staples for each c/section, but I needed stitches a few times and got never got them-we have this great glue at the hospital- I grab it ever thing I'm in the OR

Time you went to the hospital for something?

Each time I had a child

Lasts…

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?

Diet snapple

Last thing you used a credit card for?

A birthday present for #2.

What was your job previous to the one you have now?

I was a waitress.

Last thing you celebrated?

My oldest daughters birthday was Friday, other than that I managed to undecorate 99% of the house today from all the Christmas decorations--tell me go grab a beer:)

Last time you were at a sports bar?

I have no idea.

sunday stealing

Sunday Stealing: The Current Obsessions Meme

Book: I do not have one right now, but any recommendations would be appreciated:)

Snack: Anything Chocolate

Restaurant: Guido's-We have not been there since our anniversary, if your willing to babysit-email me.

Beverage: Starbucks- Cafe Mocha

Decor: I like the things in the Restoration Hardware store- can not afford the items but love them.

Actor: I do not have one

Actress: I do not have one

Movie: Home for the Holidays

TV show: The Closer

Hobby: Sleeping

Band: Foo Fighters

Song: I'm pretty sure I like all of the Foo Fighters songs, I could never pick just one.

Meme: This one, of course

Blog: Nurse K

Lover: My husband, geez

Friend: Lisa

Quote: Hindsight is 20/20

Peeve: Pregnant women- read my blog

Sport: Sleeping, if that could be a sport

Singer: Dave Grohl