The Queens Meme #78

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #78
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday

Today we are discussing the wonders of Spring. But it's not all about blooming flowers and Easter cards this time. Just a simple play on words with a twisted smack of alliteration and snark thrown in. You know, the usual. Now do me a favor and add your smack to the smack.
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1. What about spring ticks you off the most?
People wearing inappropriate clothes, seriously the overweight woman who should be wearing a size 16, but instead she is squeezing herself into a size 6, God Bless her for trying, but it drives me nuts, also men who wear socks with sandels, WTH!!

2. How many blooming idiots have you met lately?
All of my patients husbands are blooming idiots, now I know for a fact because I do some childbirth classes, and I do NOT teach them to scream at their wives during labor to push...... one two, three....Okay, we are NOT deaf, she is in pain and so I am, your are hurting my ears, and to top it off your wife whispered in my ear she is going to kill you during your sleep, and I never tell a secret!

3. If spring springs early when you're in the middle of a spring fling, does that mean you must flung 'em out of your life early or can it wait until summer comes?
I'll do the fling now---Out with the old and In with the new, thank you.

4. If you could toss one thing or person out the window during your annual spring cleaning, who would it be?
Anybody in the way, I take spring cleaning VERY seriously.

5. Do you have seasonal defective disorder?
Yes, I do thanks for asking:-)

6. If you left the windows open on a cool spring night, what would the neighbors see?
Me in my birthday suit, I love to be naked, just ask my neighboors.

7. Name your most potent allergens during this season of (achoo!) bliss.
Grass and not the good grass:-)

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The Queen's Meme #2-Mission Impossible

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it? I can't live without my iPhone-I definitely need my music!

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. Please sit down, followed by the next time I tell you to sit down and be quite and you do not follow my request we'll start with one tsp of chlorahydrate...that will definitely work.

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?How would you handle it?

I would read the blog for awhile and then I would take that person out to lunch, a drop hints about things they have written on the blog to a point that they will know I am onto them.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? Diet Lemon Snapple

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? A nice home cooked meal---probably Hamburger Mush-it's like Shepard's Pie-it's my Grandmothers recipe...Every time I have made it-I've gotten compliments.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? Probably die laughing! The OtherHalf is 6'1 and I'm 5"4-ish. I hope he does stretch out my favorite clothes.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

#4, why not you only live once!!