INSOMNIA-HAMSTSERS-THE BLOGGESS

Yes, it's time for one other quick post....well sort of........

I've mentioned in the past my horrible insomnia issues, and thank you to my husband who decided in the middle of the night to get up and go to the bathroom- that would be yesterday now, at 3am---I'm still awake!
So, in 2 hours I will be awake for now what is going to be 24 hours!  Imagine that!!

Now my favorite Blogger- "The Bloggess" otherwise, known as Jenny, has the same issues with insomnia as I.  Recently she was up all night googling shit...insomnia, and jet-lag after returning from a trip and found amazing information about hamsters on Viagra and how it lessened their jet lag by 50%!

Even though I read her blog about those hamsters and laughed my rear-end off...I never once thought again about those hamsters in the study or jet-lag or pretty much anything else, seeing that I am so freaking tired and ALL I want to do is sleep, but seriously cannot.....I described it as having Red Bull running through my veins, so tired I'm going too vomit but yet when I closed my eyes to read the inside of my eyelids, I can't...........

But starting around 3am last night (thank you again to my Otherhalf) until about 10:30am.  I was a googling, insomnia, which lead me to all sorts of other things like circadian rhythm, jet-lag & delayed sleep stuff and shift worker syndrome etc.....

When I arrived at jet-lag via Wikipedia, damn......... if there really was not a study that was done on fucking hamsters and Viagra!!!

Of course I always believed Jenny, but that is some serious shit, really hamsters with hard-ons being flown around the world to look at jet-lag and recovery times?

Hopefully now that I have gotten that off my chest maybe I'll sleep-maybe not and I'll actually be like the first person to stay awake forever:-)

Who know, but stayed tune, because when I'm in this state of mind who the heck knows what I'll post....

Thank You again to all my new followers, why you follow me is beyond me, but I like that someone out there is reading this occasionally, hardly ever gives me any feedback & hopefully they do not think I'm too crazy:-)

Yours Truly,
Purple Stinky Onion(PSO)

Monday Mayhem, it is after midnight right?

Monday Hot Mayhem

Welcome to Monday Mayhem/
Thanks for coming back!

Today we are just going to answer some random questions.

1. Were you a fan of Amy Winehouse? Were you surprised about her?

Yes, totally liked her unique singing, completely not surprised about the OD.  Now, she'll probably get factored into the 27 club, it is a "curse" for the rich and famous.

2. What have you always wanted to do try doing during a heat wave? Have you done it? What's holding you back?

I always wanted it to be about 20 degrees or more cooler, I was not able to make it happen!


3. "Judd" from Sunday Stealing is having a party. Are you going? What are you planning to bring with you?

Absolutely I'm going and I'm bring a bottle of Southern Comfort with me.


4. Do you think other countries deserve a set of twins (kind of like the "French Twins")? Which country would you designate a twin country?


5. Would you ever trade your lifestyle for the lifestyle of someone rich and famous? Why or why not?

No, I like my life, I wish I had enough money for a maid, but money does not give one complete happiness, yes money can buy some happiness but at least when your poor you know who your true friends are.

6. What's the stupidest thing you heard last week?

You can't fix stupid....after some guy hooked his own finger fishing, it was pretty funny, yes I'm a sick person:)

Thanks for playing and stay cool amigos!

#2-isms!

I think occasionally I post about my #2, she looks at the world around her in a different way.


 The Otherhalf and I just keep saying to ourselves: One day she will open the eyes of others to view the world as she sees it!!




It's not a #2-ism it's her friend- Go figure.

Looking off the end of the Pier.

Girlfriend-" there are sure a lot of jellyfish down there". 

#2, "yup there are, what are those things hanging from them again?" 

Girlfriend, "Oh, those things are called testicles." 

#2, "that's right, testicles!"

Nice Adirondack Chair, No it's about a SHARK

So how was your vacation?
We arrived home two days ago, but below is a little tidbit that happened to us on our vacation: 


Okay, are you wearing your pull-ups because this is CRAZY! We are on vacation getting vocal with the locals etc... Having a blast and today, the ocean water is Absolutely FREEZING, like 56 degrees, it went from bath water to--the water is so cold you feel like there are ice cubes in the water. Hardly any brave souls at the beach attempting to get in the water it is mind numbing. The winds are coming from SSE or maybe it was SSW, but according to the locals it makes a big difference in the ocean temp.

Did you see the picture of the adirondack chair I posted?? Well look above because you may need to refer to it again.
Today it was hot here, okay very hot on the beach I would say.
The Otherhalf and #1 decided to get in the water, they couldn't take it anymore. "Polar Plunge", they yelled as they ran into the freezing ocean.


I'm sitting on the beach having a great time with one of the locals, who has lived here about 40 some years, watching all the other kids playing in the sand. Then, after a bit I see The Otherhalf and #1 running out of the water and I mean RUN--I'm thinking some sorta race between the both of them?

As Mr. Local starts to tell something,The Otherhalf & #1 who are wrapped in towels, speechless just staring at the ocean, they were not even blinking(I found that sorta odd,) I'm thinking they are just numb from being in the water because they can not even talked yet.


It turns out Mr. Local tells us there is a "pretty big shark, ya' all know, he has been coming in closer and closer to the beach, ya' all better be careful, I hear he is very long, well geez maybe 16 feet?, n'a maybe it was 18 feet give or take a foot, well heck my memory is not what it was before."


The Otherhalf and #1 are shivering, okay maybe it was shaking, either way, they are not talking, but I saw them blink a few times. They are looking at the ocean & then each other and then looking at Mr. Local.


Mr. Local says "Oh, by the way, nice to meet ya all, be safe now, I got's to get going the Mrs. is making some fine dinner & she does not appreciate when I'm late". I say goodbye great to meet you, hopefully we will see you tomorrow & maybe the Mrs. I help him pack up, his belongings and The Otherhalf and #1 are still not saying anything at all!


Me-- I'm thinking WTH to The Otherhalf & #1, what is wrong with you two, geez no manners! "well that was pretty scary, about the shark stuff? Well, Mr. Local was a cute thing. How was the water you two?? You two look cold?" 


Then The Otherhalf tells me what just happened.


He says a few feet in front of them a LARGE fin, about the size of the back of an adirondack chair slowly came out of the water for what felt like forever--it was not a dolphin or porpoise, it never came up for air. It swam around in front of them, they just stood frozen trying to see what it could be, then after what felt like an eternity they could not see any of the large fin around them it completely disappeared, the two of them then ran as fast as they could to get out of the water.


Okay, I'm terrified of sharks and I mean terrified, yesterday a 6 year old was attacked in 18 inches of water! It's the third attack this year in this area. I don't care if the winds change directions and the ocean temperature is like bath water, sharks scare me & obviously The Otherhalf and #1 are now scared too.

For Jenny The Bloggess Again

I sent the following e-mail to my Mother & and old friend of mine, while we are on vacation.....I can not imagine how the conversation is going to go in the next few hours with my Mother, but I imagine something like this....Are you Okay? Are you on drugs? Do you think you need to see a specialist......and to top it off.

I'm sorta like Jenny-The Bloggess, I have horrible insomnia too, it sucks and it's been my curse of working Nightshift forever, I'm going to hell, I know, hopefully I'll have lots of friends their with me...so let me figure out how to get the e-mail onto this page and off to sleep I must go, my mother is an early person and she is usually up by 0500, which means I have to like force myself to sleep for about an hour in a half or something!

Hey, there Dear Friend,
I'm on vacation in the Outer Banks but figured you may get a kick out of the email I sent my Mom! I need therapy....
P.S.-Michele is my Aunt, married to my Dads brother Chris
P.P.S.- The Hamsters wheel squeaks like a MO-FO!
P.P.P.S- I forgot the mention to my Mom the kids were only drinking soda @ least my cousins swore that to me today!

purplestinkyonion
(PSO)

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Date: July 18, 2011 21:58:32 EDT
Subject: A Note from my #2:)

Hi Mom,
Hello!! OMG, the weathers been great but boy those waves are killers:) The kids are getting tossed like pancakes, they are having a fun time.  #2 asked me to take a picture of this for you....I took about 10 pictures of it and I still have to ask her what is says....she wrote,"Dear Nana, Feed my frog on Tuesday"-LOL, she cracks my up....remind me to tell you the story of drinking 2.5 bottles of wine, probably got Roofied by Michele but she's blaming Chris(Uncle) now instead, oh and I'm DEFINITELY not getting the "Mother of The Year Award" because while I was completely intoxicated on Reisling, I think Roof-ied, Cousin #1, #2 and the triplets taught the kids how to play Beer Poing......which I found out at 10pm last night.....

According the all of them #3 as the best skills and is a ringer!!

P.S.-How are the hamsters? Did Pop-Pop WD-40 them yet??
Okay I gotta go...
Love Ya,
Me

This Post is for Jenny

Hi Jenny,
This post is for you!

This is a story about my 5 Foot bear, he is a pain in the ass to move even an inch to clean around......

For about 16 plus years I've been asking for one of those Umbrella stands, yes I do have an addiction to totes umbrellas, but this is what my "lovely" bear is good for.......hanging shit on and hooking things around his ears, his nose, his head whatever, oh yes, and he ROCKS my purse on occasions and a Santa's hat at Christmas!

When you do not want to put your belongs away---sometime very soon(Thank God school starts in about a month), the 4 kids I have.... will be placing their backpacks, lunchbox items, shoes and all sorts of other thing on and around him.
And when the Otherhalf brings home is extra set of bunker gear from the Fire Department, the bear rocks a fire helmet.

And last, but not least is our 2 foot bear...I actually like him, since I ice skate regularly, I usually throw my light weight jacket on him & sometimes a purse of sorts off one of his ears.  He is actually not that heavy, maybe 50-100 pounds....I would actually keep him in the house,

He is pretty cute, but that other Freaking Bear that 5 foot has got to go.....

The OtherHalf has always been afraid someone would steal him, yeah right! He's 450-500 pounds.

Holy Moly, it took a bunch of us to get him in the house... The people stealing him will be suing us because they will be throwing out their back(s), possibly need surgery & physical therapy forever!! See what I have to put up with????

PurpleStinkyOnion(PSO)

NOTHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

Nothing is going to make me feel better....so please do not even try.......My Father died a year ago and today would of been his birthday.....

Nothing will make me feel better....not front row seats to every Flyers Home Game and NOT even meeting The Foo Fighters.....so, leave me alone a let me have my day a peace, quite and misery!!!

Your Friend
PurpleStinkyOnion(PSO)

Meat Loaf - Heaven Can Wait

Starting another job too!

Yes, I'm going to start another job too!

It's bad enough I have like a million jobs already, why not add another....thanks to this Wonderful economy....I'll be sure to keep everyone updated, with the new impressive ramblings a of a completely pissed off nurse....with 4 kids, one Otherhalf and another job to boot!!


Oh yes, and Thank You Dave Grohl and the rest of the Foo's----my anniversary to the Otherhalf is November 11th.....and I can not Thank You enough for coming to Philadelphia, the closest city to which I live for your tour which is on November 10th, hopefully I can remain sane until then..........your friend PSO(purplestinkyonion).

Sunday Stealing-again!

Sunday Stealing........

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
I like to start the water first, because I really like HOT showers and as far as I know the cold water usually comes out first....

2. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Absolutely, every chance I get.....

3. Were you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Thank God NO......

4. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Who hasn't??

5. How old do people say you look?
Most patients think I'm 32.....LOL......that's the only thing I like about my job most days!

6. How old do you act?
I act old enough that I can do my job, but honestly...I can act like my 9 year old most days, like a complete ass!


7. What’s the last song you sang?
But Honestly by the Foo Fighters

8. Have you recently become a member of anything?
Screen Actors Guild of course! There is no difference between nursing and acting for me- I always act like I give a darn!


9. What are your plans for next weekend?
The Outer Banks, Baby!!!!!

10. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
It depends, whom I'm kissing

11. Whats the sexiest thing about Sarah Palin?
Her Brain

12. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive?
Me

13. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive?
The Otherhalf

14. Does your family have a crazy uncle?
Doesn't every family has at least One?

15. Have you ever smuggled something into another country?
Yes, a sandwich

16. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Have you ever heard of the Flyers?

17. What is the most unusual?
What?

18. How do feel about the Goth people?
Nothing

19. Can you fix or your significant other your own car?
The Otherhalf is pretty good with the car, BUT forget about anything water related, he sucks!!!

20. Would you want to kill Casey Anthony yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
I don't know, she deserves it it, but I'm not the one to do it, hopefully someone else will

Welcome

Welcome to my new followers! Do not expect much from me for this social media shit is hard to keep up with!! I do not post much anymore but maybe that will change, who knows....

Well, if you haven't read to much into my blog, I'm a nurse/actress....functioning as a nurse, but acting like a give a damn most days....sorry to say that but it is the truth.....

I always wanted to be a vet, but they have fucked up jobs like nurses too, however my take is animals are way more cooler than humans on most given days.

I would personally like to thank my patient for bring in her Toy Dog while she was in labor nothing like having to babysit her sorry ass in labor and watch her puppy until a family member could pick the little thing up and also thank you for making me have to clean up your dogs shit----it's not like my day didn't suck already!